Kyler and I made some burritos the other night (for Cinco de Mayo) and were out of rice. Working with what we had, we turned to potatoes instead as the starch to hold these veggies together.
Pick your favorite veggies out of the drawer and start frying, starting with the most dense ones. Ex: Potatoes, then carrots, then onions, peppers, then beans and spinach. Of course this is open to interpretation. Mix in some ground chipotle pepper and salt. Serve with lettuce, cheddar cheese, salsa, and sour cream fix’ins.
Make bad jokes while you’re at it:
K: What do pirates eat to get their carbohydrates while out at sea?
J: I dunno, what?
K: Where do fortunate pirate families get to send their kids in urban areas?
J: Charrrrter schools?K: Seeeeck!