It's too hot to cook.

What does everyone else do in the kitchen when it's literally over a 100 degrees?  Because me?  I do nothing.  I barely even step in there.

I am sweating as I sit in my air conditioned apartment, and the thought of turning on my oven makes me sick.  I did promise my co-workers a chocolate pie as a thank you this Monday for their help while I was on vacation.

Minimal baking though.  I mean, a ready made pie crust?  Does that even count?  I've only made a few pies in my time, but always from scratch.  Did you know you're supposed to use pie weights with a store bought crust?!  Not me... if only I had watched more of the she-devil Sandra Lee.