Ben's going to say "put an egg in it"

So we tried to make some Soup. you know, The Soup. well, maybe.

Matt and I watched "Ramen Girl" (you know, that brittany murphy movie about how she's a rich little girl who doesnt know what to do with her life so she moves to japan with her boyfriend who really doesnt like her all that much so he moves to china somewhere and she gets really bored and finds a ramen house and decides she wants to make ramen so she endures the brusque japanese personality of the ramen house owner and she doesnt speak any japanese but in the end she moves to america and makes soup. you know, THAT movie) and we got inspired.

so we took some ramens and threw out the flavor packets and boiled em up in some water. also, we took some dried mushrooms and reconstituted them in about 4 cups water on the stove and while they were cooking threw in some frozen green beans and carrots and shrimpies to cook (pulled 'em out when they were done and put to the side), and microwaved some spinaches. to the broth i also added about a tbsp of soy sauce, at big tbsp of miso, a tsp of balsamic vinegar, a big shake of garlic powder, and just for kicks, some brown sugar.

we assembled the whole thing and started to chow down and guess what. guess frickin what. it was bland as all get out. omg so bland. i put in so many things! the broth tasted AMAZING until we put the noodles in. matt resorted to adding some of the flavor packet but it just didnt seem to help. now we know what brittany had to go through and why the old japanese man threw out her broth time and time again.

poop. at least it looked pretty. and the shrimps were DELICIOUS.

any suggestions? especially you Soup connoisseurs?

I'm going to hell

for eating female crabs. but by god were they tasty!


(sexing crabs)

Baked Chicken

Last night I threw some chicken in the fridge to marinate with some onions. This morning i pulled that bitch out and baked it. I cooked up some quinoa and spinach with the leftover marinate and then made an absolutely failed holindaise sauce. I wasnt paying attention to it and it settled. Whatever, it was still friggin excellent. A perfect morning dinner.

Store Brand Non Low Fat Yogurt

So the last post inspired me to go get some yogurt. Why the fuck did I do this? I went and picked up some store brand low fat yogurt. The consistancy was remincent of snot and chalk. It also tasted like that too. I'm not knocking all yogurt, personally I've enjoyed quite a few yogurts in my time. This yogurt, however, was gastronomic atrocity. Also in that shopping trip I picked up blackberries only to find that in the dead center of all the blackberries there was a GIANT FUCKING FUNGUS. Not cool Stop and Shop, not cool.