Meet the cucone.
Based on the bacone.
Here's me holding it.
Here's that guy with his.
The bacone is a cone make of cooked bacon filled with scrambled eggs, cheese, country gravy, and topped with a biscuit. The cucone is a cone made of peeled cucumber, filled with poached egg whites, goat cheese, and topped with a piece of smoked salmon.
I'd say this guy speaks entirely for himself, but... Boo-Yah!!!