Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Workshopping a Heinous Study Sandwich: A Sibling Approach


Me: the sandwich is toast, parmesan cheese, and anchovies
Ben: whoa
sounds like that bad boy could use some lettuce to settle things down
Sent at 11:19 PM on Wednesday
Me: this sandwich rules
i added lettuce and non marinated artichoke hearts
Ben: word
whats the sauce or is there none
Me: none b/c the artichoke hearts were in brine
semi-brine anyway

Monday, May 18, 2009

Spicy + Chocolate. I don't know why I am thinking about you right now.


Mexican Chocolate Tofu Pudding. Can be adapted as mexican hot chocolate (with soy milk)! The one at Raymond's is the best, with a homemade (cubic) marshmallow in it.

Ask Ben about his green tea chocolate tofu pudding. If you want.

I made these Chile Brownies for a Superbowl party. They were too spicy! But it is fun to watch people's faces when they eat something that they didn't anticipate having a kick.

I'd say if you are going to do a spicy chocolate thing, and you can't get your hands on chile powder (milder than chili powder), go chipotle but don't use too much. It has a smoky flavor that complements the chocolate. I'm putting it in everything these days. Tomato sauce even.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Are you cooking with dog?


http://www.youtube.com/user/cookingwithdog


ok after you're done being amazed watch one of them only paying attention to the dog.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Kyler and John spin burritos















Kyler and I made some burritos the other night (for Cinco de Mayo) and were out of rice. Working with what we had, we turned to potatoes instead as the starch to hold these veggies together.


Pick your favorite veggies out of the drawer and start frying, starting with the most dense ones. Ex: Potatoes, then carrots, then onions, peppers, then beans and spinach. Of course this is open to interpretation. Mix in some ground chipotle pepper and salt. Serve with lettuce, cheddar cheese, salsa, and sour cream fix’ins.


Make bad jokes while you’re at it:

K: What do pirates eat to get their carbohydrates while out at sea?

J: I dunno, what?

K: Starrrrches!


K: Where do fortunate pirate families get to send their kids in urban areas?

J: Charrrrter schools?

K: Seeeeck!